HERE'S THE STORY IN A NUTSHELL:
I DON'T have a friend. It's way too dangerous. I could get BITTEN.
But when I spot a perfectly safe candidate for a friend, I'm prepared. I have a name tag, mittens, a mirror and a lemon to make the PERFECT FIRST IMPRESSION.
All goes well until my PLAN takes a surprising turn, and suddenly I'm pursued tooth and tail by a four-legged individual!
Will I survive this ordeal?
Will I find my kindred spirit?
Will I discover the true meaning of friendship?
READ MY NUTTY ADVENTURE TO FIND OUT . . .
*Caution: This story is not suitable for walruses.
