Viz

Viz has been gracing British newsagents' shelves since 1979. Its irreverent mix of bad language, childish cartoons and sharp satire has seen its creators hauled over the coals by the United Nations, questioned by Scotland Yard's anti-terrorist branch and exhibited in the Tate Gallery. Viz's comic characters, such as the Fat Slags, Sid the Sexist, and Roger Mellie the foul-mouthed Man on the Telly, as well as its hugely popular Top Tips and Profanisaurus sections, are firmly established as national institutions, just like Broadmoor Hospital for the Criminally Insane. *Manufacturer's estimate.

PIERS, MEARS and TEARS FOR FEARS

SiD the SEXiST

HOLE LOT OF TROUBLE • Docs up to their eyes in gland work

Tip Top Tony

BEREAVED DUO JOIN FORCES

LeitEr BOCKS

CRAPPERAZZI CORNER

ToP

FORMER PRINCE CORNER

NOD with DON • Insomnia-beating tips from POTUS 47

GENTLEMEN!

WHAT THE BUTLER SAW

EXCLUSIVE OFFER

SUPER, SMASHING, GREAT! • Telly bigwigs target tomorrow’s Bullseye

TWO BECOME ONE AND ONE

Rats 2 Squirrels Faux Fur Squirrel Tails

THE REPAIR SHOP OF FRANKENSTEIN

BIFFA BACON

GILBERT RATCHET

BREACH OF CLOPPERIGHT

SEX SHOP TIPS

AIDS MEMOIRE • Sex toy designers draw blank

WE WANT YOUR SEX (TOY DESIGNS)!

Drunken bakers

VIZ NEW YEAR WEIGHT LOSS CAKES & LADDERS GAME!

TERROR IN NYC

BROLLY GOOD SHOW • Umbrella sales hold firm as bowler hats take a tumble

THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT UMBRELLAS

HAWKS in STOCKS

SHARKSBISHOP OF CANTERBURY • New Prelate in hot (Holy) water over payday lending scheme

THE EDINBURGH WOODEN MILL

NOBBY’S PILES

CLIMATE HOAX • POTUS sparks rethink on global warming

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FOODIE BOLLOCKS

THE male Online

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Roger’s and PROFANISAURUS • An Update of Britain’s Favourite Lexicon of Filth

50 QUID CRAPTIC CROSSWORD • No. 352

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EVERYONE’S GOING TO THE MOON! • We launch ambitious plan to put Viz reader on the lunar surface

PUTIN ON MY TOP HAT

FOR HE’S A TROLLEY GOOD FELLOW

MING’S SPRINGS • THE UNIVERSE’S LIVELIEST SPRING DISCUSSION FORUM HOSTED BY EMPEROR MING THE MERCILESS

All Things Springs • Your spring questions and queries answered by the late Professor Heinz Wolff

Mrs Brady old lady