Viz

Viz has been gracing British newsagents' shelves since 1979. Its irreverent mix of bad language, childish cartoons and sharp satire has seen its creators hauled over the coals by the United Nations, questioned by Scotland Yard's anti-terrorist branch and exhibited in the Tate Gallery. Viz's comic characters, such as the Fat Slags, Sid the Sexist, and Roger Mellie the foul-mouthed Man on the Telly, as well as its hugely popular Top Tips and Profanisaurus sections, are firmly established as national institutions, just like Broadmoor Hospital for the Criminally Insane. *Manufacturer's estimate.

8 ACE

OH LORDY IT'S THE FAT SLAGS

GOVER-ACTIVE IMAGINATION! • A Breadsall father of three was last night said to be in a stable condition in Derby General Hospital …after imagining what Michael Gove would look like having sex.

Mrs Brady Old lady

LeTtEr boCKs • Viz Comic, P.O.Box 841 Whitley Bay, NE26 9EQ letters@viz.co.uk

KATHY BURKE & HARE

STAR LETTER

ToP TiPs

The Great Vollenda MP • WHEN the Button Brothers Circus went bankrupt, all the performers had to look for other employment. Some found work in kitchens, in bars and on construction sites…

Bucks Fizz IN JOURNEY to HELL

WEE RADGE JOE • He just wont LET it GO

The Secret Life of Walter Shitty

SiD the SEXiST

SLEEPY-BYE BRITAIN! • How a fatigued UK will look in 2021

Let’s Look at… The Intern

WIGGINS vs WALSH WHO’S THE BEST BRADLEY W? • WIGGINS and Walsh. No, they’re not a lacklustre firm of provincial solicitors, they’re the country’s two favourite Bradleys. Everyone who’s ever put The Chase on because they’re a bit bored with Pointless is familiar with WALSH, the cheeky ex-football pro turned Dr Who star, soap stalwart and teatime quizmaster. And fans of Olympic cycling all love WIGGINS, the mod-mad bike nut who’s won more Tour de Frances than he’s had hot tempers. But which one is the best of this particular Brad Bunch? The Chase is on.

OH NO! IT'S THE PATHETIC SHARKS

Eton Mess

DESPOT SUFFERS COVID SETBACK

Ah! Covid-19… I’ve been expecting you

TIGHT-UNS OF STAGE ‘N’ SCREEN! • So-called ‘charitable’ celebs exposed as sickening skinflints

WHOOPS AISLE APOCHALYPSE

the REAL ALE TWATS

Roger's PROFANISAURUS • New Definitions from Britain’s Favourite Lexicon of Profanity

Notes & Swearies Bernard Fuck • with Oxford University Professor of Profane Etymology

50 QUID CRAPTIC CROSSWORD

LAST ISSUE’S WINNERS

NAJOR MISUNDERSTANDING

OH, LORDI! • ADIPLOMATIC row was brewing yesterday between the Finnish government and their Swedish counterparts over ownership of the famous Eurovision Masks worn by the rock band Lordi.

NOBBY'S PILES

READERS! PREPARE FOR ISSUE 300

ABEL UNSTABLE • HE MIGHT SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST AT ANY MOMENT!

PLAYTIME FONTAYNE

HOLLANDER'S COLANDERS • BRITAIN’S LIVELIEST SIEVE ‘N’ STRAINER FORUM, HOSTED BY PINT-SIZED FILM FAVE TOM HOLLANDER

COLANDER CHUCKLES ’N’ CHORTLES • We can’t get enough of YOUR side-splittin’ sieve sillies!

MARTIN LEWIS’S TOP MONEY-SAVING COLANDER TIPS

YOU ASK, WE ANSWER… ABOUT SIEVES!

SIEVE AND LETDIE! • …………YOUR TOP-SECRET JA MES BOND COLANDER FACT FILE………..

What the fuck do they teach kids at school these days?

SIEVE PUZZLES

Victorian Dad in… A VISIT TO H.R.